Theres this new thing at my school to where people are always saying low key and every time it sounds like Loki n I get all excited but it’s not so then I’m depressed and I just CAN’T
So this girl asked our chem teacher what hair is and he gave her the complicated scientific explanation which confused her even more so he walked up to the board, head butted it then turned and with serial killer calmness said “it’s like your head is pooping” and left for like 5mins. The girl came back the next day with all her hair chopped off.
So I’m watching Futurama when the commercials come on and naturally I start playing with my phone… then out of nowhere I hear “I AM LOKI OF ASGARD” and look up and there is none other than Tom Hiddleston dressed as Loki surrounded by kids and just… I can’t.
I died a little inside and cried some.
I mean seriously you can’t just suddenly throw Tom Hiddleston at me and expect every thing to be OK. ‘Cause it won’t.
They KNOW about the movie petition. Omfg I can’t. It has to happen now they have no choice